my Focking Coin ( $ MFC) Whitepaper
Introduction
Welcome to my Focking Coin ($ MFC), the only focking coin you will ever need. In a world where questionable leaders, grumpy billionaires, and disgruntled ex or current presidents are launching their own tokens, why should Mista Grump—our beloved grumpy cat—not get in on the action?
Inspired by the master of moody unpredictability himself, Mr. Grump decided it was time to create a transparent, community-driven token that doesn’t let its founder hoard 80% of the supply in a private wallet. Unlike certain individuals who think they can rename entire gulfs to suit their ego or rewrite geopolitics to align with their personal interests, $ MFC is about fairness and the power of memes.
Donald did it, Kanye’s about to, so why da fock wouldn’t I launch one too?
Tokenomics & Launch
$ MFC shall be launched on Four.meme, utilizing a fully predetermined and immutable tokenomics model. No tampering, no “family fund” allocations, just pure community-driven ownership.
Key Tokenomics:
Total Supply: Fixed (no minting, no burning, no magical reappearances)
Liquidity: Locked (unlike certain votes at the UN)
Governance: None (because we don’t believe in centralized grumpiness)
Taxes: Minimal (even Grump hates taxes)
Mr. Grump himself has to buy his own tokens like everyone else. No special treatment. No secret stashes. No "it's rigged" complaints if the price dips.
Community Incentives & Airdrop
As an early believer in $ MFC, your loyalty will be rewarded. The first 100 holders will receive preferential access to any future projects (whatever they may be) that Mr. Grump decides to roll out. Once $ MFC’s market cap reaches $1 million, this expands to the first 1000 holders who will be airdropped tokens from Mr. Grump’s upcoming ventures.
Why? Because memes can turn into serious business, and we’re here to ride that wave.
Roadmap
Phase 1 – Launch on Four.meme and let the grumpiness take over.
Phase 2 – Build a meme-fueled revolution against bad tokenomics and centralized control.
Phase 3 – Hit $1M market cap, reward the OG 100/1000 holders, and start evolving the project.
Phase 4 – See where the fock we go from here (probably wherever Mr. Grump’s mood takes him).
The Vision
$ MFC is not just another meme coin. It’s a satirical middle finger to poorly planned, opaque, and self-serving crypto projects. It proves that even a grumpy cat with a decent tokenomics model can outshine major political and financial figures who launch coins with no transparency.
So get your focking $ MFC and strap in for the ride. Mr. Grump may be miserable, but your portfolio doesn’t have to be.
Disclaimer: This whitepaper is for entertainment purposes only. DYOR before aping in. No promises, no guarantees, just pure focking chaos.