🐱💰 my Focking Coin: Tokenomics – 'cause memes attract Billions 💰🐱
🚀 Welcome to the Focking Future! 🚀
Say hello to my Focking Coin ($ MFC)—the only memecoin led by Mr. Grump, the furball of fury with a permanent scowl and an attitude sharper than your worst hangover. We’re launching on Four.meme, where degenerates become millionaires (or at least get a good laugh).
💸 Tokenomics – The Breakdown for Degens 💸
📜 Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $ MFC (because why not?)
🟢 Who Gets What?
✅ Public Sale: 100% – No VIP access, no backroom deals, no sketchy dev wallets. Everyone starts from zero, even your weird cousin who just learned what crypto is!
🔥 Why $ MFC is the Real Alpha 🔥
💰 Fair Launch, No BS – No pre-sales, no secret allocations, no shady business. If you miss out, that’s on you.
💦 Liquidity Locked – Once we hit 24 BNB, liquidity gets locked on PancakeSwap, meaning no sudden rug pulls. Unlike your ex, we actually commit.
⛽ Low Fees, High Memes – Running on Binance Smart Chain so you don’t go broke paying for transactions.
🐱 Mr. Grump’s approval Rating? – 0%. He doesn’t care. But you will.
👑 Four.meme Certified – The official stamp of degeneracy. If it’s not here, it’s probably a scam.
🚨 Time to Ape In, You Focking Legends 🚨
Tired of utility coins? Tired of financial advice from dudes who still live with their moms? $ MFC is your new home.
🙏 Worship Mr. Grump.
🚀 Don’t focking sell before we moon and HODL like a true degen! 💎